Saturday, January 27, 2007

This Just In

Saying, "We can't A-Ford that," Ford Motor Company today announced that the source of their 12.7 billion dollar loss has been found and corrected - they are closing 7 day care centers that they run jointly with the Union.

"We just don't know how it happened but costs just spiralled out of control. Do you know how much Pampers and Huggies cost these days?"

Ford expects to return to profitability by June when the last of the centers is finally closed.

2 comments:

L.J. said...

That should fix it! LOL.

Marlyn- stop by this weekend if you get a chance. I'm sharing my current watch lists and would love to hear your opinions on any of the current charts.

Have a nice weekend...

QUALITY STOCKS UNDER 5 DOLLARS said...

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